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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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ironic-knight-of-time:

attackofthepartycannon:

brotherbot:

THINGS PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT JOHN THAT DONT HAVE TO DO WITH NICOLAS CAGE:

  • HE LIKES MAGIC TRICKS
  • HE LIKES PARANORMAL STUFF
  • HE LIKES “THE ANIMES”
  • HE LIKES SHITTY COMPUTER PROGRAMS
  • HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN
  • HE’S LEFT HANDED
  • HE’S DEFINITLY ALERGIC TO PEANUTS 
  • HE DOESNT ACTUALLY HATE CAKE
  • HE THINKS DAVES RAPPING SUCKS
  • HE LIKES TO PLAY THE PIANO
  • HE LIKES THE MOVIE LITTLE MONSTERS
  • HE HAS AT ONE POINT SEEN FURRY PORN

tHANK YOU

THANK YOU 

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adventuresonmsparp:

harrystylesdildo:

youaintrunningshit:

harrystylesdildo:

THIS DUDE IM IGNORING JUST TRIED TO CALL ME

IM LAUGHING

IM WINNING

i love me

"Winning" smfh, obvi ur never gonna be happy if your happiness or security depends on besting ur romantic interests

he has a girlfriend and wants me to be the side hoe

please turn your blinker on and return to your lane which is the shoulder lane with the rest of the broke down vehicles. an officer will attend to you shortly. 

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